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A lounge singer reunites with an old flame. Unfortunately it’s on a derelict deep-space cruise ship during an alien zombie apocalypse…

On a planet of felines, a meek personal assistant must wrangle a savage all-girl heavy-metal band. Can she get these killer kitties mewling in harmony, or will she become their new scratching post?

In August 2020, Kate Pickford issued a call for entries for her Hellcats anthology. I wanted to submit a story from the Galaxy Cruise universe, but at the time I was only a few chapters into writing book one. Which meant I didn’t know what the “Galaxy Cruise universe” even was.

I did, however, know there would be alien cat people. So I wrote this little standalone that takes place on the cat planet, Gellico. Though none of the characters from this story appear in the series, it’s a fun look into the expanded Galaxy Cruise universe.

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When a doomsday weapon falls into the hands of a psychotic 184-year-old woman, the galaxy’s only hope for survival lies with a slacker satellite repairman, a nerdy co-ed, a forgetful blue alien, an unhinged infantry grunt, a lecherous mad scientist, and a buxom military commander with a secret agenda.

Geeky, sexy, and relentlessly silly, Walkin’ on Sunshine is like an episode of Three’s Company written by Stephen Hawking!

When Krampus threatens Santa’s life, the jolly old elf needs a magical bodyguard with focus, integrity, and ruthless efficiency.

What he gets is a slacker metalhead sorceress, her ghostly Chinese railroad worker girlfriend, and a dead medieval prince.

In other words, Christmas is doomed.

Packed with magic gone awry, fast-paced antics, and occasional bouts of gratuitous violence, “Alexis vs. the Merry Menace” is an action-adventure Christmas comedy that remembers the true reason for the season.

Presents. The reason is presents.